1 hrs 20 mins | FAMILY and RELATIONSHIPS | Marriage and Long-Term RelationshipsCaught between a loving husband and a man from her past, one woman chooses an unconventional way to explore her personal "road not taken". Love is not Pie is a personal exploration navigating the world of consensual non-monogamy and polyamory. This collection of poems - erotic, yearning, sweet and angry - was written by Lazaruk to and about her two beloved men over the course of several years. Collected here for the first time, the original poems are woven together with new pieces that provide context for how the story unfolded. In this expressive work of poetry, Lazaruk explores attachment, f...
Caught between a loving husband and a man from her past, one woman chooses an unconventional way to explore her personal "road not taken". Love is not Pie is a personal exploration navigating the world of consensual non-monogamy and polyamory. This collection of poems - erotic, yearning, sweet and angry - was written by Lazaruk to and about her two beloved men over the course of several years. Collected here for the first time, the original poems are woven together with new pieces that provide context for how the story unfolded. In this expressive work of poetry, Lazaruk explores attachment, fear, love, lust, grief and the push-pull between what she knows is right and how she justifies her actions. Love is Not Pie will resonate with readers who have flirted with relationships outside the norm of Western marital conventions, as well as those who are interested in peering behind the curtain of what most of us show the world about our private lives.
Narrated here by the author, she and her producer Paul Tedeschini, collaborated to create the sensual aural world of Love is Not Pie, setting the various scenes through the skillful use of sound design to add a unique ambience and feel to these tiny little gems. We hope you enjoy the audio experience. Please note it is best realized with headphones, both for the sound quality as well as for keeping the NSFW nature of this work on the DL while listening. Have fun!
| # | Title | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | 00 Intro Credits |
0 mins 11 secs |
| 2. | 01 Dedication |
0 mins 14 secs |
| 3. | 02 Introduction |
1 mins 02 secs |
| 4. | 03 I think of the village they say |
0 mins 27 secs |
| 5. | 04 My village was small |
0 mins 23 secs |
| 6. | 05 My Husband is a patient man |
1 mins 38 secs |
| 7. | 06 All my friends were surprised |
0 mins 45 secs |
| 8. | 07 He was my road not taken |
1 mins 06 secs |
| 9. | 08 It was my birthday, significant |
3 mins 07 secs |
| 10. | 09 I met him a few days later, you know |
1 mins 10 secs |
| 11. | 10 What happens when |
0 mins 12 secs |
| 12. | 11 Fourteen years later, or so |
0 mins 45 secs |
| 13. | 12 The wry little grin on his face |
1 mins 39 secs |
| 14. | 13 I began to write |
0 mins 09 secs |
| 15. | 14 You are beautiful. That is all |
0 mins 55 secs |
| 16. | 15 Facebook Messenger made it easy |
1 mins 59 secs |
| 17. | 16 I notice |
0 mins 39 secs |
| 18. | 17 I have always kept my head my heart in my hands |
1 mins 18 secs |
| 19. | 18 He loved the word "trajectory" |
1 mins 20 secs |
| 20. | 19 The exquisite pleasure |
1 mins 23 secs |
| 21. | 20 I needed him |
0 mins 45 secs |
| 22. | 21 Your love for me is showing |
0 mins 35 secs |
| 23. | 22 Affairs |
1 mins 57 secs |
| 24. | 23 So, we chose |
0 mins 40 secs |
| 25. | 24 Heat slick stream |
1 mins 20 secs |
| 26. | 25 It's weird |
0 mins 12 secs |
| 27. | 26 My husband said |
0 mins 15 secs |
| 28. | 27 I see you |
0 mins 51 secs |
| 29. | 28 Conversing |
1 mins 39 secs |
| 30. | 29 Such sweet, surprising |
0 mins 23 secs |
| 31. | 30 The timing was interesting |
1 mins 46 secs |
| 32. | 31 White clad, crisp |
2 mins 02 secs |
| 33. | 32 I can't let him in just a little |
0 mins 48 secs |
| 34. | 33 In his inability |
0 mins 39 secs |
| 35. | 34 To my sometimesmineman, a letter |
1 mins 24 secs |
| 36. | 35 All the great love stories |
1 mins 58 secs |
| 37. | 36 The sheets are unwashed |
0 mins 30 secs |
| 38. | 37 I lapse, I notice |
0 mins 42 secs |
| 39. | 38 What are the chances |
0 mins 25 secs |
| 40. | 39 The thing I like (almost) least |
0 mins 27 secs |
| 41. | 40 Exposure, high-risk behaviour |
0 mins 22 secs |
| 42. | 41 I imagine what she might think |
2 mins 49 secs |
| 43. | 42 History is no fucking match for the truth |
1 mins 00 secs |
| 44. | 43 The first time I tried |
0 mins 26 secs |
| 45. | 44 The next day |
0 mins 25 secs |
| 46. | 45 As I ride the train home |
0 mins 44 secs |
| 47. | 46 Love is Not Pie I keep giving you what I want EM-Duplict 47 |
0 mins 09 secs |
| 48. | 47 You are |
0 mins 53 secs |
| 49. | 48 You keep playing me |
0 mins 12 secs |
| 50. | 49 Short is not sweet |
1 mins 01 secs |
| 51. | 50 One of the best things my husband ever said |
0 mins 42 secs |
| 52. | 51 His wife is nice |
0 mins 47 secs |
| 53. | 52 What would it be like |
0 mins 40 secs |
| 54. | 53 Justfuckinggetonwithit |
0 mins 11 secs |
| 55. | 54 When I told you I was thinking about a tattoo |
0 mins 15 secs |
| 56. | 55 Thanks for a lovely visit last night |
0 mins 25 secs |
| 57. | 56 The friend conversations |
0 mins 42 secs |
| 58. | 57 The second time |
0 mins 49 secs |
| 59. | 58 Interlude |
0 mins 15 secs |
| 60. | 59 Silver Fox |
0 mins 23 secs |
| 61. | 60 I thought he was fun |
0 mins 21 secs |
| 62. | 61 One has to really enjoy |
0 mins 39 secs |
| 63. | 62 He liked his life |
0 mins 47 secs |
| 64. | 63 Unfortunately, |
0 mins 27 secs |
| 65. | 64 The time wore on |
1 mins 04 secs |
| 66. | 65 I didn't understand you |
1 mins 57 secs |
| 67. | 66 When I did go back to meet him again |
0 mins 14 secs |
| 68. | 67 While I was busy being smug |
1 mins 19 secs |
| 69. | 68 And just like that |
0 mins 17 secs |
| 70. | 69 I hate that I miss you |
0 mins 24 secs |
| 71. | 70 It was his birthday |
0 mins 22 secs |
| 72. | 71 In the car |
0 mins 17 secs |
| 73. | 72 I keep offering you |
0 mins 42 secs |
| 74. | 73 Standing on the corner |
0 mins 38 secs |
| 75. | 74 If I were her |
0 mins 43 secs |
| 76. | 75 How could you not want |
0 mins 11 secs |
| 77. | 76 A short note |
0 mins 36 secs |
| 78. | 77 At least we have this in common |
0 mins 10 secs |
| 79. | 78 Something about |
1 mins 09 secs |
| 80. | 79 Ugh, I think |
0 mins 23 secs |
| 81. | 80 Have I mentioned |
1 mins 02 secs |
| 82. | 81 I know why |
1 mins 17 secs |
| 83. | 82 Never is true |
0 mins 16 secs |
| 84. | 83 The third time |
1 mins 42 secs |
| 85. | 84 But... the slow email trail |
0 mins 17 secs |
| 86. | 85 Flock of shoulds |
0 mins 49 secs |
| 87. | 86 In thinking about |
0 mins 19 secs |
| 88. | 87 Felt, but unsent |
0 mins 35 secs |
| 89. | 88 My desire for him |
0 mins 18 secs |
| 90. | 89 I finally wrote |
0 mins 12 secs |
| 91. | 90 I used to think |
2 mins 33 secs |
| 92. | 91 When I read it to him |
0 mins 15 secs |
| 93. | 92 If you want to know where I stand |
0 mins 54 secs |
| 94. | 93 My friend asked me |
0 mins 13 secs |
| 95. | 94 To be fair |
0 mins 34 secs |
| 96. | 95 Epilogue |
0 mins 50 secs |
| 97. | 96 Acknowledgements |
0 mins 45 secs |
| 98. | 00 Outro Credits |
0 mins 17 secs |
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