40 mins | HUMOR | Form | Limericks & VerseIf your moral character is flimsy
Or your wit be rather slow,
Oh dare not read these tales of whimsy
For often do they end in woe.
Tales of Whimsy, Verses of Woe is quite possibly the most dangerous book of poetry ever written. Do you dare? It’s so good it will make you sneeze. What becomes of a girl who absolutely detests the color green? What about a king who joins a punk band? And the little boy who calls up God on the telephone? Monsters, bears, wizards, and talking vegetables?This book has something for everyone. Winner of the prestigious Balder...
If your moral character is flimsy
Or your wit be rather slow,
Oh dare not read these tales of whimsy
For often do they end in woe.
Tales of Whimsy, Verses of Woe is quite possibly the most dangerous book of poetry ever written. Do you dare? It’s so good it will make you sneeze. What becomes of a girl who absolutely detests the color green? What about a king who joins a punk band? And the little boy who calls up God on the telephone? Monsters, bears, wizards, and talking vegetables?This book has something for everyone. Winner of the prestigious Baldersquash Medal, which honors the very best in highfalutin nonsense.
Tim DeRoche and Daniel González, author and illustrator of the best-selling Ballad of Huck & Miguel, return with a book of verse that will delight anyone who loves Lemony Snicket or Shel Silverstein.
| # | Title | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | 01 Introduction |
0 mins 46 secs |
| 2. | 02 Mary Melissa Miranda McGurk |
2 mins 18 secs |
| 3. | 03 The King of the Land |
0 mins 26 secs |
| 4. | 04 Carrot Talk |
0 mins 29 secs |
| 5. | 05 Miles and Leagues |
1 mins 11 secs |
| 6. | 06 Sleep Through the Night |
0 mins 26 secs |
| 7. | 07 The Boy on the Hill |
0 mins 36 secs |
| 8. | 08 The Story of Salmon Delicious |
1 mins 40 secs |
| 9. | 09 The Beast in the Cave |
0 mins 34 secs |
| 10. | 10 A Good Morning |
0 mins 57 secs |
| 11. | 11 A Rope Made of Soap |
0 mins 58 secs |
| 12. | 12 Twas for You |
0 mins 35 secs |
| 13. | 13 Mudshakes by Mikey |
1 mins 15 secs |
| 14. | 14 The Road Well Traveled |
0 mins 28 secs |
| 15. | 15 Not for Naught |
0 mins 45 secs |
| 16. | 16 The Great Philosopher |
0 mins 35 secs |
| 17. | 17 Daddy, Oh Daddy! |
1 mins 44 secs |
| 18. | 18 I Like the Girl |
0 mins 33 secs |
| 19. | 19 Jabber-Not |
0 mins 59 secs |
| 20. | 20 Home Above the Range |
0 mins 29 secs |
| 21. | 20 The One-Man Band |
0 mins 37 secs |
| 22. | 21 Beyond the Gate |
1 mins 10 secs |
| 23. | 22 The Contraption |
0 mins 40 secs |
| 24. | 23 Family Rock |
1 mins 14 secs |
| 25. | 24 Mystery Poem |
0 mins 41 secs |
| 26. | 25 The Bear in the Boat |
0 mins 44 secs |
| 27. | 26 Bailey O'Bannon |
3 mins 27 secs |
| 28. | 27 My Father to Save |
4 mins 21 secs |
| 29. | 29 A Brief History of the Baldersquash Medal |
6 mins 07 secs |
| 30. | 30 A Gallery of Whimsy & Woe |
0 mins 32 secs |
| 31. | 28 The Phone Call |
1 mins 15 secs |
| 32. | 31 Credits |
0 mins 51 secs |
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