8 hrs 51 mins | BIOGRAPHY and AUTOBIOGRAPHYIt's All Here! The Life of The Joe
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."
- William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night.
(What the Bard of Avon might have written even today had he the opportunity to meet the King of Kovid and the Cyclic Cycler of Redundancy and Recursive Mental Fluidity).
And so it is that this Man for All Reasons now graces the world with his wisdom and his downright homeyness. What a delight to read and learn of the man's own thoughts before they vanish like ice in hot water. For like...
It's All Here! The Life of The Joe
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."
- William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night.
(What the Bard of Avon might have written even today had he the opportunity to meet the King of Kovid and the Cyclic Cycler of Redundancy and Recursive Mental Fluidity).
And so it is that this Man for All Reasons now graces the world with his wisdom and his downright homeyness. What a delight to read and learn of the man's own thoughts before they vanish like ice in hot water. For like ice itself, his thoughts are hard and inflexible, which must demonstrate a kind of mental gymnastics as they nonetheless transition from liquidity to cold concrete and then quickly evaporate into the heavens like a carbonated food print.
The Guiding Principles of Joe's Life
The Eight Big Attitudes
(1) Blessed are the chic who mumble for they shall become president. (2) Blessed are our boarders for they shall pay rent. (3) Blessed are the homeless for they shall seem odd and live in California. (4) Blessed are the corrupt for they shall run the Department of Justice. (5) Blessed are the naked for they are for touching and sniffing. (6) Blessed is foreign policy for it is for them and not us. (7) Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for tail for they shall be with Hunter.
The wit and wisdom of The Big Guy, Joe of the Magic Syntax, who once said, "There is no reason to be afraid, for tax for sins like drugs and stuff makes think me things many and more." Read more about Joe's syntax from the perspective of a grammarian inside.
Or, as the great American poet ee cummings might have written had he been around today, "Joey lives in a pretty White House, within go leaving aides and out. Sultry passes, swampy gasses, and goes the luster with the muster. Called attention to are we, all the Greenies, meanies not. I order got no my to thoughts, just my Twitter writ by bots."
| # | Title | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Opening Credits |
0 mins 14 secs |
| 2. | An important note |
3 mins 30 secs |
| 3. | Part I The Early Years |
0 mins 15 secs |
| 4. | 1-Joe Talks |
13 mins 57 secs |
| 5. | 2-Joe Does Thinkin' |
8 mins 30 secs |
| 6. | 3-Pumpkins |
1 mins 44 secs |
| 7. | 4-Jabber No. 1 |
6 mins 51 secs |
| 8. | 5-Pumpkins Galore |
6 mins 27 secs |
| 9. | 6-Ree-Ree Finds Her Uncle |
6 mins 48 secs |
| 10. | 7-Bears, Bucks, And Beavers |
8 mins 51 secs |
| 11. | 8-Surprise! |
7 mins 35 secs |
| 12. | 9-Jabber No. 2 |
4 mins 05 secs |
| 13. | 10-(More Hints) To Beguile The Bigiden |
5 mins 47 secs |
| 14. | 11-Meanwhile Back At The Barn |
8 mins 34 secs |
| 15. | 12-Joeb The Job Killer |
8 mins 46 secs |
| 16. | 13-Jabber No. 3 |
6 mins 24 secs |
| 17. | 14-I Dreamed A Dream |
15 mins 01 secs |
| 18. | 15-Jabber No. 4 |
8 mins 22 secs |
| 19. | 16-Joe C's The I Doctor |
10 mins 01 secs |
| 20. | 17-Jabber No. 5 |
14 mins 37 secs |
| 21. | 18-Jabber No. 6 |
18 mins 28 secs |
| 22. | 19-Things Were Gettin' Worser And Worser |
7 mins 04 secs |
| 23. | 20-Jabber No. 7 |
17 mins 46 secs |
| 24. | 21-Mrs. Flagstone's Revenge |
9 mins 49 secs |
| 25. | 22-My Life On The River |
19 mins 34 secs |
| 26. | 23-Huck Teaches Me The Truth About Egyptian Religion |
5 mins 34 secs |
| 27. | Part II The Tweener Years |
0 mins 06 secs |
| 28. | 1-6 Years Later |
5 mins 34 secs |
| 29. | 2-My Big Day |
8 mins 35 secs |
| 30. | 3-Joe's Big Game |
6 mins 50 secs |
| 31. | 4-Novus Ordo Seclorum |
32 mins 34 secs |
| 32. | Part III The Campaign Years |
0 mins 07 secs |
| 33. | 1-Democratic National Headquarters |
12 mins 51 secs |
| 34. | 2-Memories |
6 mins 10 secs |
| 35. | 3-Kaboom And Cabal Kamala |
9 mins 47 secs |
| 36. | 4-Sciff Building Next To Pentagon |
11 mins 43 secs |
| 37. | 5-On The Campaign Trail |
15 mins 25 secs |
| 38. | 6-Josephs And The Multicolored Glasses |
10 mins 32 secs |
| 39. | 7-Joseph And The Naked Truth |
19 mins 36 secs |
| 40. | 8-A Greek Bearing Gifts |
11 mins 55 secs |
| 41. | 9-The Letter Z |
10 mins 48 secs |
| 42. | 10-Days Of Nostalia |
11 mins 11 secs |
| 43. | Part IV Twilight |
0 mins 06 secs |
| 44. | 1-Petunia Primary Party Of Political Patriots |
43 mins 36 secs |
| 45. | 2-Beach Party Of Equity And Inclusion |
4 mins 35 secs |
| 46. | 3-Pathetic Fallacy Or Fake Pricks And Big Dicks |
30 mins 58 secs |
| 47. | 4-He Whose Name May Not Be Spoken |
7 mins 19 secs |
| 48. | 5-Speaking In Tongues |
4 mins 40 secs |
| 49. | 6-Joe's Escape |
19 mins 30 secs |
| 50. | Part V The Unset Suns |
9 mins 48 secs |
| 51. | 1-Epilogue |
5 mins 49 secs |
| 52. | 2-A Note From Your Writer |
2 mins 31 secs |
| 53. | Closing credits |
0 mins 28 secs |
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