4 hrs 2 mins | BIOGRAPHY and AUTOBIOGRAPHY | Rich and FamousAudiobook of Inside Melania, deluxe edition. Lauren LoGiudice reads the book as the first lady and, where appropriate, as her other characters. The audio landscape transports you to the absurd world of Melania Trump.
ABOUT THE BOOK
Don’t listen to a words that she say.” – XO Melania
Was Melania Trump only a model? What is she thinking when she stares lifelessly at her husband? Does she regret her decision to become a trophy piece for a misogynistic buffoon? These are just some of the questions that are not definitely answered in this collection of humorous essays.
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Audiobook of Inside Melania, deluxe edition. Lauren LoGiudice reads the book as the first lady and, where appropriate, as her other characters. The audio landscape transports you to the absurd world of Melania Trump.
ABOUT THE BOOK
Don’t listen to a words that she say.” – XO Melania
Was Melania Trump only a model? What is she thinking when she stares lifelessly at her husband? Does she regret her decision to become a trophy piece for a misogynistic buffoon? These are just some of the questions that are not definitely answered in this collection of humorous essays.
After three years impersonating Melania Trump, actor and comedian Lauren LoGiudice is telling you everything she overheard while living in her skin. Like a regular sleuth LoGiudice gathered together all of the “actor hunches” that Melania’s spirit whispered in her ear throughout their time together and typed them up for you to enjoy. She lifts the veil of mystery around the First Lady and goes right for the jewel-encrusted jugular.
In Inside Melania you’ll laugh through the scary-but-real to the absurd as “Melania” fills in the blanks of her mysterious past with diary entries and newspaper articles, reimagines Grimm’s Fairy Tales and A Christmas Carol as allegories for her present position, unveils the subtexts of her Tweets and the secret non-meanings of her outfits, and, most importantly, reveals her secret rap fetish and Andrew Dice Clay impression. If you’re frustrated by the current political climate and need a laugh than this will be your welcome reprieve.
| # | Title | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Opening Track |
0 mins 15 secs |
| 2. | 1. Introduction |
3 mins 24 secs |
| 3. | 2. Chapter 1 |
5 mins 36 secs |
| 4. | 3. Chapter 2 |
2 mins 56 secs |
| 5. | 4. Chapter 3 |
6 mins 57 secs |
| 6. | 5. Chapter 4 |
1 mins 32 secs |
| 7. | 6. Chapter 5 |
17 mins 39 secs |
| 8. | 7. Chapter 6 |
6 mins 02 secs |
| 9. | 8. Chapter 7 |
4 mins 10 secs |
| 10. | 9. Chapter 8 |
6 mins 01 secs |
| 11. | 10. Fantasy Melania - Equal Pay |
1 mins 08 secs |
| 12. | 11. Chapter 9 |
10 mins 23 secs |
| 13. | 12. Chapter 10 |
2 mins 39 secs |
| 14. | 13. Melania Trump Public Service Announcements |
0 mins 30 secs |
| 15. | 14. Chapter 11 |
4 mins 46 secs |
| 16. | 15. Chapter 12 |
3 mins 45 secs |
| 17. | 16. Fantasy Melania - Wealth Gap |
0 mins 46 secs |
| 18. | 17. Chapter 13 |
6 mins 27 secs |
| 19. | 18. Chapter 14 |
5 mins 16 secs |
| 20. | 19. Melania Trump Public Service Announcements |
0 mins 34 secs |
| 21. | 20. Chapter 15 |
3 mins 48 secs |
| 22. | 21. Chapter 16 |
4 mins 54 secs |
| 23. | 22. Chapter 17 |
3 mins 46 secs |
| 24. | 23. Chapter 18 |
9 mins 00 secs |
| 25. | 24. Chapter 19 |
5 mins 03 secs |
| 26. | 25. Chapter 19.1 |
2 mins 55 secs |
| 27. | 26. Chapter 20 |
3 mins 55 secs |
| 28. | 27. Chapter 21 |
1 mins 43 secs |
| 29. | 28. Chapter 22 |
7 mins 31 secs |
| 30. | 29. Chapter 23 |
2 mins 06 secs |
| 31. | 30. Sartre by Melania |
1 mins 47 secs |
| 32. | 31. Chapter 24 |
6 mins 12 secs |
| 33. | 32. Melania Honors The Dice Man |
0 mins 39 secs |
| 34. | 33. Chapter 25 |
7 mins 03 secs |
| 35. | 34. Chapter 26 |
5 mins 44 secs |
| 36. | 35. Chapter 27 |
6 mins 02 secs |
| 37. | 36. Chapter 28 |
6 mins 16 secs |
| 38. | 37. Chapter 29 |
2 mins 01 secs |
| 39. | 38. Chapter 30 |
7 mins 01 secs |
| 40. | 39. Chapter 31 |
2 mins 49 secs |
| 41. | 40. Fantasy Melania - Cheating |
0 mins 53 secs |
| 42. | 41. Chapter 32 |
2 mins 17 secs |
| 43. | 42. Chapter 33 |
4 mins 32 secs |
| 44. | 43. Chapter 34 |
2 mins 21 secs |
| 45. | 44. Melania Trump Public Service Announcements |
0 mins 54 secs |
| 46. | 45. Chapter 35 |
5 mins 54 secs |
| 47. | 46. Chapter 36 |
2 mins 06 secs |
| 48. | 47. Chapter 37 |
5 mins 20 secs |
| 49. | 48. Chapter 38 |
4 mins 46 secs |
| 50. | 49. Chapter 39 |
1 mins 14 secs |
| 51. | 50. Chapter 40 |
9 mins 53 secs |
| 52. | 51. Chapter 40.1 |
3 mins 58 secs |
| 53. | 52. Chapter 41 |
1 mins 45 secs |
| 54. | 53. Chapter 42 |
3 mins 03 secs |
| 55. | 54. Chapter 43 |
6 mins 38 secs |
| 56. | 55. Chapter 44 |
1 mins 00 secs |
| 57. | Closing Track |
0 mins 26 secs |
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