2 hrs 59 mins | BIOGRAPHY and AUTOBIOGRAPHY | Personal Memoirs“To be fair, there are lots of reasons I’m single, but some of my friends’ husbands certainly make me happy with that choice.”
In this series of essays, Sarah Amy Jennifer Jones (not her real name), a self-described hot mess masquerading as a normal human being discusses love, relationships, and the often confusing life of a true, modern-day spinster.
Join her for the laughs, misery, and insights that only someone with too much time on their hands can deliver.
| # | Title | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | HMFH Open |
0 mins 18 secs |
| 2. | 1 Introduction |
3 mins 33 secs |
| 3. | 2 I Really Am A Spinster |
5 mins 55 secs |
| 4. | 3 Why Do I Hate My Friends Husbands |
18 mins 07 secs |
| 5. | 4 Lets Talk Good Relationships Now |
4 mins 40 secs |
| 6. | 5 I Have No Value Proposition |
15 mins 49 secs |
| 7. | 6 The Types of Wives |
6 mins 52 secs |
| 8. | 7 Lets Talk Lesbians |
6 mins 07 secs |
| 9. | 8 Dormant Heterosexual |
6 mins 05 secs |
| 10. | 9 I Do Know Sex Can Be Good By The Way |
6 mins 27 secs |
| 11. | 10 That One Time I Did Have Sex |
7 mins 41 secs |
| 12. | 11 Fships |
5 mins 55 secs |
| 13. | 12 Men Dont See Me As a Woman |
6 mins 30 secs |
| 14. | 13 Do You Want Me Or Not |
8 mins 38 secs |
| 15. | 14 Attractiveness Is Weird |
8 mins 07 secs |
| 16. | 15 Diets |
4 mins 54 secs |
| 17. | 16 Reaching That Standard of Beauty |
8 mins 48 secs |
| 18. | 17 Like Family |
7 mins 56 secs |
| 19. | 18 Shine |
4 mins 10 secs |
| 20. | 19 Love and Boundaries |
8 mins 04 secs |
| 21. | 20 That Was Fun Not |
0 mins 47 secs |
| 22. | 21 Losing Friends |
8 mins 33 secs |
| 23. | 22 Every Frickin Time |
5 mins 16 secs |
| 24. | 23 Im Not Normal |
7 mins 09 secs |
| 25. | 24 Messing It All Up |
5 mins 59 secs |
| 26. | 25 Conclusion |
3 mins 19 secs |
| 27. | HMFH Close |
0 mins 18 secs |
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